Sunday, February 1, 2009

"FEBRUARY DIVASCOPES"

All hearts beware! This is the month for 'love' and Cupid's arrow has his sights on you! Will it be two ships passing in the night, love at first sight, or out of this world unbridled passion? Find out on this special 'Valentine's' edition forecast.So grab a box of chocolate covered cherry bon-bons and hang on for the ride! Here are your February 'Divascopes'!

ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You've been hitting the gym a lot lately (getting back in shape after all that fruitcake at Christmas) and notice some new guy/girl working up a sweat on the treadmill right next to you. And they're not wearing a wedding ring! Don't waste this opportunity to bring them a nice refreshing bottle of water. A great way to break the ice! You never know it just may lead to something more later!
Lucky Numbers: 4, 8, 19, 22, 26, 34

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Feeling the winter blahs yet? If so why not try picking up a hobby? Something that your local high school or community center offers. What about dancing 101? It's a great way to meet people and in an intimate one-on-one setting. Salsa, swing, rumba, whatever your flavour, dancing is definitely a fun way to keep in shape. Not to mention give you new moves to show off when you're out on the town! Mucho caliente baby!
Lucky Numbers: 24, 25, 26, 38, 39, 45

GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
It's been several nights of restless slumber for you after being waken from the same dream repeatedly. A attractive stranger takes a walk with you on a deserted beach. You stop to sit and while gazing deeply in each others eyes. He/she touches your face gently and just when they're about to kiss you, you awaken. This may be a sign that sun, surf and a special someone are on the horizon for you in the near future. Quick to the travel agent and pronto!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 19, 27, 30, 35

CANCER (June 22-July 22)
Life's been treating you a little down lately. Perhaps, it's the shortened days, or the cold or the long days at work. But whatever it is, you need to snap right out of it! Make time to pamper yourself at the spa! A nice massage is definitely in order. Why not make it a day for two of relaxation and bring your sweetie with you! You're both in need of unwinding and what a better way to do it than together! You'll both feel the tension drift far away and feel more refreshed. Go on spoil yourself! You know you want to!
Lucky Numbers: 4, 11, 15, 28, 32, 40

LEO (July 23-August 22)
You're significant other has a special surprise for you this V-Day! It's something that you wouldn't have expected from him/her but something you've wanted to do for a while you just haven't mentioned it because you thought it was out of your price range. Well, that time has come. Looks like your sweetie has been saving his/her pennies for a very special occasion like this. So don't forget to wear his/her favourite outfit and be prepared to have your socks blown off when you find out what it is! Enjoy!
Lucky Numbers: 7, 10, 13, 21, 30, 44

VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
You're best friend sets you up on a blind date with a fellow co-worker of theirs and you seem skeptical at first. But after repeated convincing from your buddy you decide to go out. They know what your type is and always have your best interest at heart. They believe they've found the man/woman for you! Take the plunge! What have you got to lose? You might have Mr./Mrs. Right under your nose tonight!
Lucky Numbers: 3, 4, 12, 17, 42, 46

LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
Fairy tales are things that don't happen to the average person. But you might find yourself on the receiving end of a glass slipper this evening! A perfect stranger comes to your rescue at the mall! Yes the mall of all places! Turns out you've been trying to find the perfect pair of shoes to wear to your Aunt's anniversary party next month and finally you've found them! The salesperson at the store asks you for assistance and you're eyes connect just for that moment. You both feel the chemistry and even helps you on with your slipper (uh I mean shoe). His brushes up against your feet and it sends those butterflies in your stomach through the proverbial roof! Don't let this one get away! Charge it!
Lucky Numbers: 13, 23, 33, 37, 43, 45

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
As a writer you're best critic is your significant other. You take everything he/she to heart and make your work better! Their encouragement and support makes you feel not only good about yourself but that your work is really making a difference. Your next piece should include something from deep within the heart especially for her/him. What better surprise on Valentine's Day than beautiful written words of love for your honey!
Lucky Numbers: 6, 12, 18, 28, 38, 42

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
Bowling is a favourite pastime of your sweetie and he's so darn tootin' good at it! Strike after strike you sit there in awe and wish you could knock even a few pins down without your ball heading straight for the gutter. Yikes! You should take this opportunity to get a few pointers from your very own 'bowl-master-extraordinaire'! I'm sure he would love to see you get involved in a game he practically owns! Which translates to more 'strikes' in the bedroom! Bonus points! Swwwweet!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 2, 5, 14, 27, 34

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
An intimate dinner for two in is what you've got planned this Valentine's Day and that's great! Problem is you've never cooked a day in your life before and you're having a little difficulty planning the menu. What to do you ask? Have no fear. A nice juicy steak on the grill, a baked potato and some crisp greens all tied together with a nice bottle of red wine! No one can go wrong when grilling! And if that fails have a good take out menu by the phone! Just remember to serve all the food on the good china!
Lucky Numbers: 8, 14, 17, 26, 37, 43

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
Feeling a little frisky lately and you're partner needs a little help? Why not do something that you haven't done before with him/her like take them to a sex shop? It's fun and you'll both discover things you may not have known about each other before. Have him/her look at lingerie that you'd both like to see each other in. Perhaps, look at special scented massage oils (or the kind that heat up on contact even!) Whatever you desire goes and hey what's the worst that can happen? You'll go home with half the store in tow?! Purrrrrfect!
Lucky Numbers: 22, 23, 32, 33, 43, 45

PISCES (February 19-March 20)
A dreamer, that's what you are. You have high expectations of what you want in relationships and then suddenly feel disappointed that the people you meet don't live up to what you'd like them to be. That is about to change! This month you finally what you want and on the way back from work from all things. You share a cab with a handsome stranger and he/she can't get enough of you. In the brief time spent together, you can't believe how many things you have in common. At the end of the ride, you exchange business cards. Don't procrastinate! Call him/her! You never know, you're dream might just become a reality!
Lucky Numbers: 12, 13, 18, 28, 36, 39

SEE YOU IN MARCH!

*For entertainment purposes only*

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