Monday, February 9, 2009

"THE KISSING CHRONICLES #1: THE LOST ART OF KISSING"

We're celebrating our first 'Valentine's Day' at 'The Crimson Diary' and I thought what better way to commemorate this very special day of the year than to honour it with one of the most personal expressions of 'love' there are.

This 'smoochalicious 5-part series' includes: 'The Lost Art Of Kissing', 'Setting The Mood', 'Strip For Love', 'Erotic Massage And You', and finally 'Call Me The Love Machine'. So whether you're a 'first timer' or a 'pro' (and everyone else in between) there's something here for you.


Hope it puts a smile on your face and a spring in your step like it did mine! Go on, put on the chapstick, pucker up and enjoy our first installment below!

"THE LOST ART OF KISSING"

If our eyes are supposed to be the windows to our souls then our lips must be the doors to our hearts. The perfect kiss creates a domino affect inside all of us. It can have butterflies all a flutter in our stomachs, can cause your heart to skip a beat, can have our blood pressure soaring and can leave us feeling light headed all at the same time. That's pretty intense for a kiss! However, the 'perfect pucker' does require two very important things, the right person and the right technique. And while 'smooching' is not rocket science, the way it is executed is...well, sort of. There are many kinds of kisses anywhere from the 'proverbial peck' to the all out (and can't get enough of) 'tongue pleaser' and everywhere in between. So whatever 'kissing' occasion arises you'll always provide the perfect 'lip service' for it.

THE SWEET WHISPERER: A favourite for those that love to whisper sweet nothings in their partners ear in between stealing gentle kisses. An added touch that's a sure fire way to drive them wild is to gently suck on the earlobe. There's nothing like feeling the warm breath of your partner brush against your skin. Oh I'm getting chills just thinking about it!

THE TEASER: This kiss requires a bit of 'will power' from both parties but can be worth your whiles. You begin by kissing the forehead and work your way gently around the face. The key to its success is to avoid the lips altogether which creates a powerful urge for the other person to want to kiss you even more! It works every time!

TOE TICKLER: A unique way to kiss your partner that actually doesn't involve the face. It makes for a fun and erotic evening by way of giving them a relaxing foot massage while sucking on their toes. It'll garner you a few chuckles at first but in the end they'll have no choice but to completely surrender themselves to you. You'll have him/her eating out of the palm of your hand in no time at all!

FRENCH KISS: The 'Tongue Twister' is the most popular style and the most widely used type of kiss there is. It requires that you touch your partners tongue using your own which adds sensuality and eroticism to a kiss that's primary function is to capture the attention of all your senses, beginning with your tongues and working its way throughout your entire body. Your hands should be gently caressing one another (depending how confidant and comfortable you are at letting your hands wander and with allowing your partner to do the same to you). This intense kiss is generally associated with hunger, passion and desire. You can also gently suck your partners lower lip for an added bonus between kisses that'll just drive them wild. It'll just leave you both craving more!

PLEASE DO:



  • FOCUS (Pay special attention as to how your kisses are being received. Your partner will let you know how well you're doing, believe me!)
  • GENTLY KISS OTHER PARTS OF THE FACE (Don't be afraid to limit yourself to just the lips. ex. cheeks, nose, forehead)
  • MOISTEN LIPS (Before you go in for the initial kiss. You don't want your lips sticking together.)
  • BREATH MINTS (If required. Oh you're sure to find out if you've had plenty of the garlic bread during dinner!)
PLEASE DO NOT:



  • DROOL (Please leave the wet and sloppy for St. Bernards.)
  • STIFF (Don't be rigid. You can change positions/angles of your head, because it will get boring quickly - not to mention having to see your chiro. Oh and always keep your lips moist.)
  • DRILLING/SHOVELING (You're not digging/drilling for gold so please don't try to reach for your partners tonsils. Allow yourselves to breath while you're kissing. You really can!)
  • DON'T SEAL LIPS TIGHTLY (You don't want your partner to pry them open. Please see 'Stiff'.)
  • DON'T LAUGH (A sure fire way to ruin the perfect kiss and not get another date. It's also very embarrassing.)
  • SMOKING (Try to avoid lighting one up before you go in for a kiss. No one likes or has to smell your nicotine fix but you.)
  • DON'T RUSH! (Always take your time. It's not a marathon!)
Always remember to 'KISS' (Keep-It-Simple-Sexy) and take the time to give your lips a little lovin'! You're sure to reap their rewards!



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