Tuesday, April 7, 2009

"APRIL DIVASCOPES"

After months of hibernation Spring has arrived so don't be afraid to put all those brightly coloured eggs in one basket when it comes to love this month.The Easter bunny is taken a page right out of Cupid's book and has big plans for you that will have your heart skipping a beat in no time. His sights are set on all good little guys and gals that are eager to find 'a good egg' they can call their very own (sorry I just couldn't resist). So remember folks, don't gobble all that yummy chocolate all in once or you're sure to have a heck of a stomach ache. Instead savour every sweet bite as it slowly melts in your mouth! Here are your April 'Divascopes'!

ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Feeling a little frisky this month? You might have a case of 'Spring-fever' coursing through your veins. An intriguing stranger has gotten your attention while grabbing a latte at your favourite coffee house. You've noticed that he/she has always been seen sitting alone with the newspaper on Saturday mornings. Isn't it about time you muster up the courage, go over and ask for the entertainment section? Who knows, this very well may be the makings of a beautiful cappuccino relationship together. Cafe Ole!
Lucky Numbers: 4, 22, 34, 35, 40, 42

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Your friends are telling you that you've been wallowing in your own self pity after a break-up (it's been a while) and they're right. The time has come for you to dust yourself off and move on to new chapter in your life. Show the world whats inside and get out there and mix it up. You never know what romance awaits you behind every corner. A beautiful/handsome stranger is just what the love doctor ordered. Wow my blood pressure is through the roof!
Lucky Numbers: 8, 12, 14, 26, 34, 39

GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
You're twins and you're at odds with each other this month. Your body wants to go out but you're mind is wanting to sleep. You need to find a happy medium here. A friend will call you and ask you to hit the town with them to check out a new lounge that's just opened and you need not refuse. You're love life depends on it. The evening is sure to bring romance your way with a wonderful array of eye-candy to choose from. So don't just sit there reading this...Get dressed, you've got a cool cocktail with your name on it. Bartender, make mine a Pina Colada!
Lucky Numbers: 9, 10, 11, 19, 22, 23

CANCER (June 22-July 22)
You've decided to join a bird watching club this year in hopes of meeting people with the same interests as you. Namely watching birds! An outing in a local park brings out an attractive looking stranger who has a particular interest in the Cardinal. Hey, isn't that what you're into too? (wink-wink)...Take this opportunity to talk about your common interest in your feathered friends and at the same time get to know each other a little better. Remember love isn't only for the birds it's for humans too. Tweet-tweet!
Lucky Numbers: 13, 33, 35, 36, 45, 46

LEO (July 23-August 22)
An egg hunt is what it takes to get your mojo going this month. You're into the Easter spirit and make it known to all around you how much you enjoy being apart of all the fun things spring has to offer starting with a filling your basket with goodies. A friend of a friend attending the hunt captures your attention and he/she happens to chat you up during the down time. But don't forget to share some of your chocolates with them as you might just end up with more than just eggs in your basket this year. Mmmmm...Yummy!
Lucky Numbers: 4, 5, 10, 22, 28, 37

VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Now that the cold is behind you, you're looking to turn your yard into a planters paradise, starting with a trip to the greenhouse. An attractive handyman/handy woman is there for your assistance and has a smile that has you beaming from ear to ear. Don't make it too obvious that you're tripping head over heels for them but make it known that you need some help getting all those bags of triple-mix to your car. They'll be more than willing to give you a special helping hand. Yup! It's a dirty job but somebody's got to do it!
Lucky Numbers: 8, 14, 17, 31, 39, 44

LIBRA (September 22-October 22)
You've been sitting patiently by the phone for Mr./Mrs. Right to call but it doesn't seem to be ringing. You have got to get out there and mingle with the right chicks and rabbits to see results. Have fun and let your hare down. Just be careful cause fluffy has been known to rapidly multiply you know! Silly rabbit Trix are for kids!
Lucky Numbers: 3, 5, 16, 22, 26, 29

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
You're no bunny till some bunny loves you! That's how you've been feeling lately. Have no fear a secret admirer has been eyeing you for quite some time and you don't even know it. Perhaps, he/she hasn't quite worked up the nerve to meet you but that time is rapidly approaching. Just hang tight because this person is sure to knock your socks off in the romance department once they're out of the starting gate. Ladies and gentlemen start your engines! Vrrrooommm!
Lucky Numbers: 16, 18, 19, 25, 37, 38

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
Hippity-hop you don't stop till you find the right egg to fill your basket. Whether he/she is milk, dark, or white chocolate is your preference. In fact, you might even say that you're in a perfect position to uncover the secret to how Cadbury get it's carmel inside the Caramilk bar. Yeah, you're that good and you know it! Some may be made to feel like it's a drawn out process, but for you, the persistent Archer it's all in a days work! Hey look I got one!
Lucky Numbers: 13, 15, 24, 34, 40, 42

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
You've had a crush on your best friend in high school for as long as you can remember. A reunion is in the works and you know you'll be seeing him/her again soon and have got yourself worked up just thinking about your first meeting after all these years. You know for a fact that they're still single (and very much looking just like you!) and would love to hook up (not only in a BMF/BFF) but this time on a more intimate level. Only one way to find out. You may even surprise yourself too. Enjoy and have a blast at the same time. Go on, trip the light fantastic!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 10, 12, 36, 39

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
Does the name Harry St. Clair ring a bell? Well, it really shouldn't considering it's an alter ego you've created to add a little pizazz to an ordinary life. You use it at parties and events where people don't know you so that you might appear that much more interesting to them. Little do you know that you've peeked the interest of a engaging stranger eager to get to know you better. The thing is that they only know you by your alias, so let them in on that that little secret before getting to know them better. You want to get off on the right foot don't you? Hey who knew this could work to your advantage someday. Here, here Mr. St. Clair!
Lucky Numbers: 11, 16, 17, 27, 37, 45

PISCES (February 19-March 20)
A dreamer, nothing but a dreamer you are. But your luck is bound to change someday and why not this month. A party is on the agenda during the later part of April that could really shake things up for you in the romance department. That is when an intriguing stranger will catch your attention. Just go easy on those Crispy Crunch Martini's though eh! I'll have mine shaken, not stirred please!
Lucky Numbers: 22, 24, 26, 28, 30, 38

Happy Easter!

SEE YOU IN MAY!

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