Monday, June 1, 2009

"JUNE DIVASCOPES"

Time to put the top down on the convertible and feel the wind in your hair as you cruise your way into summer lovin'! The temperatures a risin' and with that brings people out and about enjoying the sunshiny weather. Have a nice iced latte poolside with your sweetie or schmooze the night away on the various patios open around town. You just don't know where romance will find you. So whatever you decide this months got it goin' on! Here are your June 'Divascopes'!

ARIES (March 21-April 19)
Plenty of lazy days ahead by the pool are on your agenda with vacation time fast approaching. A friend will ask if you'd like to go cottaging with them. They've indicated that there will be other cottages in the area and they like to hang out at night with a nice bon-fire and have a good time. Take this as an invitation to mix and mingle with other sexy singles in the great outdoors. Pass the toasted marshmellows and Molson's eh!
Lucky Numbers: 3, 12, 16, 27, 31, 40

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
You've gotten out of a long-term relationship and just haven't been able to move on if your life depended on it. But you need to take a good long look in the mirror and see your not doing yourself any good. Your situation will change but it's up to you to put your best foot forward and get back into the swing of things. Get yourself dolled up and head out on the town with friends. There you'll meet many interesting people that are sure to keep your mind on having a good time. Remember, when life gives you lemons you make lemonade! So don't be a sourpuss!
Lucky Numbers: 18, 19, 26, 29, 33, 43


GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
Your significant other will suggest trying something new in the bedroom 'a-la-9 1/2 weeks style' to really spice things up in the romance department. Don't sound too surprised when he/she brings this up the next time you're about to get a little somethin'-somethin'. Just go for it! Bring on the whip cream!
Lucky Numbers: 6, 17, 19, 22, 28, 34

CANCER (June 22-July 22)
Your other half nicknamed you 'lil' devil' for a good reason. You are one! You have a knack for being mischievous in the bedroom and your partner knows it. Unfortunately, it's been awhile with work getting in the way your romance is slowly losing it's sizzle. Well, why not surprise them with a relaxing massage tonight. Get out the blindfold and scented oils (yes, the one that heats up to the touch he/she loves so much!) and make it night to remember for the both of you. He/she will be pleasantly surprised. Oh honey, I'm home!
Lucky Numbers: 22, 24, 27, 34, 36, 38

LEO (July 23-August 22)
A long bubble bath is just what the doctor ordered after a long week at work. Little did you know your boy/girlfriend has already filled the tub, lit candles, has a bottle of wine chilling and turned on the soft music just for you, and you didn't even know it! What a wonderful gesture of love this is. It's a clear reminder what made you fall in love with them in the first place. Such spontaneity should be contagious. Ahhhhh....soothing!
Lucky Numbers: 13, 17, 23, 27, 31, 35

VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
Your sweetie is in need of some playfulness in the bedroom and you're taking on the part of the doctor. Doctor Love that is! You've always wanted to play dress-up and what a perfect opportunity this is to get your fantasies in and get in a little romance along the way. A complete physical for the both of you is definitely on the agenda tonight. Say ahhhhhh!
Lucky Numbers: 5, 18, 28, 37, 39, 40

LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
All work and no play makes you a dull boy/girl. It's about time to let your hair down and have a good time. Take in some live theatre with friends and then afterwards head out to the trendiest martini lounge across the street where the cast hangs out after their performances. An attractive stranger sits near your table that also caught the show. He/she chats it up with you and learn they are friends with a colleague from your work. You have a great time and talk till the wee hours of the morning. This is far from 'Miserable' isn't it?
Lucky Numbers: 1, 8, 12, 22, 34, 39

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
You always find yourself dreaming of your girl/boyfriend every chance you get. You learn that he/she is coming for a visit and you just can't wait. The very thought of planting a sizzlin' summer kiss on them sends your blood pressure soaring through the roof. Oh will that ever knock their socks off. That and romance too. It's sooooo Miami Vice!
Lucky Numbers: 26, 27, 31, 35, 36, 41

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
You're not a fan of the heat and opt for some serious A/C every chance you get (that's in and out of the car too!) but that doesn't mean you're not enjoying yourself this summer. A sexy stranger accidentally bumps into you in your favourite restaurant. But don't dismiss them so easily. This person might play a key role to heating things up for you in a cool way this summer. I dare ya! Turn up the heat!
Lucky Numbers: 11, 17, 20, 22, 34, 38

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
Your wallets feeling the pinch a little more lately with the economy being the way it is. But have no fear a good friend (who wants to be more) will take away your financial troubles in a blink of an eye. How you ask? By taking this recession and laughing his/her way into taking pleasure in the simple things in life that come for free. A leisurely walk in the park, stargazing and a bike ride. These are just some of the great (and romantic) things you can do together without having to break the bank. Now that's some stimulus package!
Lucky Numbers: 5, 16, 27, 28, 39, 42

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
A lovely picnic by the lake is what your honey has planned for you this coming weekend. You see all the trouble he/she has gone to to make this outing a very memorable and out of this world romantic for you. Don't spoil the surprise even though you might know what it may be about. Save your bursting at the seams in sheer delight until that moment. Hmmmm...might there be wedding bells in the near future?
Lucky Numbers: 14, 24, 28, 35, 37, 40)

PISCES (February 19-March 20)
Feeling the heat already and it isn't even July yet. You run into an old flame from high school at an outing with friends that makes you feel like you're sweet 16 again. They're still single and coincidentally so are you. You seize this opportunity to get reacquainted with each other and realize you have a lot more in common now than you did back then. Life has treated you both well and it shows. You have a great time and want to continue the chat at a later date. He/she will make plans to see you again real soon. Ahhhh leave it to good ol' history repeating itself!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 6, 12, 34, 45

SEE YOU IN JULY!

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