Saturday, August 1, 2009

"AUGUST DIVASCOPES"

It's mid-way through the summer and although it hasn't been much of a summer at that. You've still managed to sneak in a little R&R (that's Rest and Romance) with your honey. This month is no exception especially with the CNE (Canadian National Exhibition) right around the corner you're looking forward to unleashing the big kid in you and having some serious fun. Just don't forget to steal some kisses on the Ferris Wheel will ya? These are your August 'Divascopes'!

ARIES (March 21-April 19)
You've been nursing a broken heart for too long. You need to turn that frown upside down and shake what your momma gave you. Your friends are taking you out on the town. End of story. You're sure to turn heads in that little black dress! Yeowzahhhh!
Lucky Numbers: 8, 14, 35, 36, 42, 46

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
Feeling a little lonely lately? Maybe you should contribute that to your lack of sociability while still nursing a broken heart. What you need is to get yourself energized and back in the game. You may find yourself your special someone after all, waiting for you at the finish line. Let them help chase those blues away. So do yourself a favour. Get off the couch!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 4, 18, 22, 26, 34

GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
Take a walk by the water this weekend with a friend. He/she has lined up a special blind date for you to meet for lunch. He/she knows your taste and thinks you'd make a cute couple. This may be the perfect union if you only give this person a chance. You'll never know unless you try. Hey, you're really cute!
Lucky Numbers: 3, 6, 12, 17, 27, 27

CANCER (June 22-July 22)
The neighbourhood block party is set for this weekend and you're looking forward to it. You enjoy participating in the sack races but this year they've added a new event. The three-legged race. Look to be paired up with a sexy new guy/girl on the block. This is their first time so be gentle. Ahhhh...such sacrifices one must make!
Lucky Numbers: 10, 16, 22, 29, 34, 39

LEO (July 23-August 22)
You're driving up to your friends cottage in the Muskoka region for the long weekend and want to pick up a little something at the local bakery before you head up. But you find yourself locking eyes with a beautiful stranger behind the counter. Turns out he/she is the new owner and gives you pastries on the house being this is the shops grand opening. Later when you open the box you notice he/she has slipped their number inside with the words, 'Call Me' above it. Now that's what I call yummy customer service!
Lucky Numbers: 17, 19, 25, 36, 38, 44

VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
A nice jog each morning keeps you in shape and feeling great. But this morning you're joined by the guy/girl across the hall. As sweaty as he/she is you can't help but notice how hot (as in sexy) they really are. You both make this your daily ritual. He/she is going to make his/her move and ask you out to dinner. Accept cause your jogs will only get better. Just 1 more kilometer!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 7, 11, 27, 36, 45

LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
Your car is on the fritz again and you swear you'd be better off taking the bus from now on. CAA sends someone to get it started that has your batteries charged and ready to go. You notice they don't have a wedding ring and you take this opportunity to make a bold move and ask them for their business card. Sadly, your car might still be a lemon but at least your love life will have you going from 0-100 instantly. Put the metal to the pedal baby! Vrrrrrroooommmm!
Lucky Numbers: 18, 24, 29, 33, 43, 46

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
It may be the end of summer but you are sizzlin' all the way through till fall. You're feeling sexy and confident (two lethal combinations in the romance department) and you're not afraid to show it. The boys/girls are attracted to you like bees to honey. Just be careful not to sting anyone okay?! Buzzzzzz!
Lucky Numbers: 14, 15, 23, 27, 36, 37

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
Fire up the chimenea and get those marshmallows and graham crackers out. It's a backyard party for two that you don't want to miss. Under a starlit sky with your sweeties arms around you is romance central just waiting to happen. Life doesn't get better than this. Cuddle up!
Lucky Numbers: 17, 24, 28, 32, 42, 45

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
Your significant other has a surprise for you. It's your anniversary and he/she has pulled out all the stops to make this the most memorable night of your life. Just let them take complete control of the whole evening. It'll be oozing romance all night long. Let love and romance prevail!
Lucky Numbers: 6, 14, 18, 21, 34, 46

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
An end of summer BBQ with your friends at Wasaga Beach is a yearly tradition you've had going since as long as you can remember. But this time you're looking forward to bringing your honey for the first time. Snuggling under a warm blanket under the moonlit sky is out of this world romantic. Look a shooting star!
Lucky Numbers: 3, 16, 26, 36, 38, 41

PISCES (February 19-March 20)
After procrastinating the last few months you've decided to paint the living room. Delving into such a big job isn't going to be easy so a painting party is in order to get the job done in a quick, painless and fun way. Your neighbour brings their brother/sister along and it isn't soon enough that sparks fly between you. Between the paint fumes, turpentine and serious flirtation you'll be wanting to paint the whole house. Don't forget to prime first!
Lucky Numbers: 23, 25, 29, 35, 37, 40

HAVE A GREAT CIVIC HOLIDAY WEEKEND!

SEE YOU IN SEPTEMBER!

*For entertainment purposes only*

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