"SEPTEMBER DIVASCOPES"

Time to slip on your favourite pair of jeans and woolly sweater. You know the one you adore loves on you. You're heading back to the 'school of love' this month for a new year of fun, frolic and adventure. It's sure to have your heart all a flutter in no time. You'll do great come exam time. Romance 101 has always been your speciality and you're not afraid to show it either. So leave the backpacks, pencil cases and crayons behind for this class never requires supplies. Only your imagination! These are your September 'Divascopes'!

ARIES (March 21-April 19)
There's a cool breeze in the air and along with it love is riding its coattails. A new season can only mean a new and exciting relationship on the horizon. One that has the possibilities of being 'the one' you'll fall madly for. Just be careful where you land you may hurt yourself. Thud!
Lucky Numbers: 8, 14, 17, 22, 28, 36

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)
If you keep pushing people away how do you expect to find any happiness? A neighbour wants into your heart but you look for excuses to avoid him/her at any cost. Why not open the door (and your heart) to them. You'll be pleasantly surprised when you do. Knock-Knock!
Lucky Numbers: 2, 4, 6, 12, 26, 29

GEMINI (May 21-June 21)
French immersion was never quite your thing but the language of love can be felt without ever uttering a single 'oui'. Crack open a bottle of your best Bordeaux accompanied with fresh strawberries dipped in rich Swiss chocolate. It's sure to impress. Oh-la-la!
Lucky Numbers: 18, 19, 20, 30, 38, 39

CANCER (June 22-July 22)
You're bound tighter than a thick ol' textbook and in dire need of some unwinding. Your other half has expressed they'd like to give you an evening of sensual massage and romance complete with candles, scented oils and a relaxing bubble bath for two to help with that. Say yes, cause you deserve to be spoiled rotten. Bring on the rose petals!
Lucky Numbers: 1, 3, 7, 16, 25, 42

LEO (July 23-August 22)
The art of kissing is something you know a lot about. Remember all those movies you saw but really didn't because you couldn't unlock your lips long enough to watch the screen. It's decades later and still you're the reigning King/Queen of smooch. A special someone from your past will gladly help you retain your title. What lip smackin' fun!
Lucky Numbers: 4, 14, 22, 31, 44, 46

VIRGO (August 23-September 22)
When you smile the whole world smiles along with you. You have an infectious one that makes even the most grumpy person warm up to you. Expect those pearly whites to attract a handsome/beautiful foreigner who comes to town within the next month. You're such a sucker for accents! Mmmmmm!
Lucky Numbers: 12, 27, 36, 39, 42, 43

LIBRA (September 23-October 22)
A trip to the Niagara region is perfect this time of year. An outing with your honey can only be enhanced by a nice lunch and bottle of Pinot Grigio overlooking the breathtaking vineyard. What a romantic day spent with the one you love. Can't wait for the fresh berries and ice wine! Yum!
Lucky Numbers: 5, 6, 19, 28, 35, 40

SCORPIO (October 23-November 21)
Your eyes are your best feature. People can't help but compliment you on them. You'll receive your latest compliment at the local check-out counter when a sexy stranger locks eyes with you and won't let go but neither will you. Please squeeze the Charmin!
Lucky Numbers: 8, 14, 17, 22, 27, 38

SAGITTARIUS (November 22-December 21)
You've been bowling ever since you were a wee tike in diapers and now look at you, you're a pro. All eyes are on you as you make your approach. Impressive! A cute guy/girl watches on a few lanes over. Look for them to make their own approach on you. You've hit the big leagues now. STRIKE!
Lucky Numbers: 15, 16, 28, 34, 39, 45

CAPRICORN (December 22-January 19)
In a mathematical perspective you've been looking for the total package for a while without any success. Well, your lonely days are over, with a new addition to compliment your life coming very soon. Look for a new man/woman to enter the picture that will give you everything you want and more. 1+1=2! Good for you!
Lucky Numbers: 18, 20, 23, 31, 36, 43

AQUARIUS (January 20-February 18)
Every Saturday morning you enjoy going to the local coffee bar on the corner to have your usual large vanilla latte. You love sitting by the window just to people watch and guess what each persons story is. A beautiful man/woman will enter the establishment and sit across from you. They begin to flirt with you by carefully glancing and smiling without trying to be too obvious. Uh you think?! Don't just sit there, flirt back. You won't regret it! Wink-Wink!
Lucky Numbers: 22, 26, 33, 37, 41, 46

PISCES (February 19-March 20)
You've never liked colouring between the lines and you're not about to start now. A friend of a friend expresses an interest at a dinner party you're both in attendance. He/she might not be the type your parents approve of but you're the one that likes him/her and that's all that matters. Love comes in many forms even if tattoos and piercings are your thing. Neat dog collar! Is it new?
Lucky Numbers: 4, 6, 9, 14, 15, 25

HAPPY LABOUR DAY!

WELCOME FALL!

SEE YOU IN OCTOBER!

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